hellooooooooooooo!!! hello! hello! hello! hello! gets dizzy and falls
im in egypt now! the wifi here is really sub-par... its good but. ah well '-'
my exams are finally overrrrrr! im freeeeeeee! at least for the next two weeks. then i have to start studying again T_T for my winter exams. and, if im lucky, they should be my last retakes for now. if i ever have any NOT enough grades i have some easy ones i can retake to raise my percentage up regardless. yay! i hope i can do good this session. rips my face off
alsooooo eid mubarak!!! im gonna go to the mall soon to buy some stuff...accessories and whatnot ^q^
enough happy stuff u read the title. we're going through all of kenji's birthday goods from 2023 to 2014. 2013 lacks images...sorry bros. anyways...lets start
starting from most recent to oldest. 2023 first!
i remember waiting for these to drop...honestly speaking, these are pretty solid goods...very VERY different from what im used to (copious amounts of butt and poop) and it feels like these are goods from kenji darvish the normal musician person and not kenji darvish the member of golden bomber infamous for sticken his butt out which i dont rlly hate. i find myself wanting some of these goods honestly. ...those little keychains and the memorial album are a need for me...nogusong too q_q maybe even the hairclips. i can do whatever kenji was doing in kinbaku all stars 2012
the can badges are a meh...the simplistic designs are subpar but i like the top two to the left...its nice that theres more makeupless kenji in birthday goods these past few years LOL
also that bear mascot is really interesting? i think that thing killed darupanda with its bare hands just saying
overall rating is just a 7.5/10. not a lot to gawk at but from the little thats given, its pretty good! good job euclid ( =3=)b
2022!
what the hell
that calendar is pretty sexy (spelled with an extra m, bolded and italicized) and id like to own it regardless of whether i still live with my parents because whats the point of knowing the date if a sexy picture of kenji darvish isnt above iti like the color scheme but why poop. why why why poop. its...SICKENING. not even subtle. i will admit though id kill for those tote bags and can badges...and the memorial photo album seems cool too
6/10 you dont need that much poop
this is singlehandedly worse but id like the little square towels of him. the ones at the top with actual pictures of him. id like them. so that i can gently wipe my face on his face during my morning routine........and then id take too long wiping my face and id walk out with the towel still on my face and id fall to my inevitable doom rip cat...
i feel what makes this years bday goods so recognizable is THAT DUMB FUCKING ANIME DRAWING OF KENJI WITH VEINS WHY DOES HE HAVE VEINY ARMS that and the sheer patriotism...for the land of the free EGYPT i mean AMERICA and also obama everywhere he just wont let that blog name go!
top row of can badges is cute though...and the sexy calendar. need that (there are also clear files from the same year i think? one of them has half of his asscrack showing. id like that one...no reason)
5/10 just for that horrid anime art of him being super swole. without it...probably a 7. he is not that muscular irl
2020! okay...
we had it all. the photobook. obnoxious pink motifs. kenji pretending to be badass when hes just a sexy loser. what happened. no one wants to work anymore
this is also the only year id like to own the jersey for. id like the older tshirts but they just arent normal designs. hes nakey in the '14 one and the '13 one is his hands...grabbing BOOBS. i genuinely want the photobook for this year so so so bad i think itll work out. yes i may own kenji sexy photobook but...well. i can name all the different parts of a cell surface membrane and you cant so HAH
7.5/10. he did this for the sick deranged fan(girl)s
2019 ooh ok! a bit boring. not much to say. cute can badges i guess? i like that towel too. I GUESS. that calendar is just another photobook that i keep seeing for shit prices on mercari. no body cares
4/10 sorry kenjicchi
2018 next! halfway there!
where do i even begin...those posters THOSE POSTERSSSSSSSSSSSSS (claws at the walls nearby)need need cant find on mercari but need
the can badges are fine. i like the robohip...i mean MYSTERIOUS CHARACTER HIP one a lot. and the one of him...well. lifting his leg up. showing his BUTT
7/10 not much but its fun
towel design is very interesting and unique...his face isnt on it! i saw the calendar front cover and i felt my heart burst into blood and viscera. if kenji in this particular makeup and outfit threw himself out of a helicopter im going down with him. i need almost everything listed here. so cute
8/10 because of sexy calendar
ok warning there is a bare ass below you im making this text big and lengthy so that you can be safe ok? ok...be careful. ok? ok...hows the weather? really hot right...ya. i know...ok are you ready? hopefully you are..........
i dont care what anyone says anymore i need that body pillow no matter how deranged it is
9/10 for the body pillow alone
2015!
boring
this is all ill say
0/10
last year for the post!!!!!!!!!! youve come so far!!!!!! 2014!
i like these a lot. very very unique and very interesting...id like just about everything here. especially the calendar. id like the calendar a lot
8/10 very cute year
wow that's all of them! i know it got short later on but what am i to do
its 3 am now
good night
~Cat
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